Zipperdicking

When you accidentally zip up part of your dick in your pants zipper resulting in extreme pain and humiliation.

Dude : "How did you injury your dick?"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"

by xopj December 6, 2011

zipper kiss

When one's penis or pubic hair gets caught in a zipper, and pinches.

"Oh man, I was just peeing so hardcore and when I finished, I got a zipper kiss."

by cadaverefiore July 26, 2012

Zipper Elves

Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)

Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)

by BoraBora83 November 4, 2013

Zipeedo

A term used in Naboznology (a more analytical approach to biology), for telling someone to be quiet or zip it.

Girl: I can’t believe brad won’t take me to the movies

Guy: Zipeedo! I don’t wanna hear it

by Noboznology February 25, 2019

zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021

zupped

To have ingested "God change the life" sauce. To have become distended with possibility. To have flicked the sky like a bedsheet and let the Spirit float down onto one's heart, causing one to stare into infinity, drop into eternity, and relax.

The sky ant ingested "God change the life sauce." It became understandably zupped.

by sbean17 February 6, 2022

Zipper Dick

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.

Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"

by zipsondeck February 14, 2022