break yourself

To submit, or yield to someone else.

The armed robber told the lady "Break yourself" so she gave him her purse.

by King March 26, 2003

Treat Yourself

To partake in an activity which no matter how detrimental to your health, allows you to enjoy yourself as much as possible.

Did you treat yourself over the weekend?

Are you treating yourself?

Treat yourself as you wish others to treat you.

by weelisa September 28, 2009

oH mY gOsh eDucAte yOuRseLf

When two bitches went to ace con and we’re rude to Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie. And now has become a meme.

Seb: who’s tessa?
Bitch:HIS DOG OH MY GOSH EDUCATE YOURSELF

by Thotcheetopuffs July 7, 2018

strumming yourself

A term used to say a girls fingering herself

She sat strumming yourself for hours- she fingered herself for hours

by indiekid-1234 May 9, 2011

K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe

easy

easy K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe

by nosesa November 10, 2022

Shoot Yourself in the Dick

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

Cartoonize Yourself

An annoying-as-frack application used in the form of advertisement on numerous websites. A rather recent phenomenon, it advertises the basic feature of simplifying and altering the hues and pixels in an image to give humans/animals/objects a "cartoonish" look. It's actually really easy to do yourself via photoshop.

Bill: "Hey Frank, guess what?"
Frank: "What? Can't you see I'm playing Modern Warfare 2?"
Bill: "Yeah, but did you know you can use this free online program to make a cartoon picture of yourself? It's called "Cartoonize Yourself" and is so cool!"
Frank: "LOL I'm a graphic designer, I can do that in fifteen seconds on Photoshop."

Bill: "Wow, I suck. I'm gonna go eat my lawn now."

by Stiffofdeth January 29, 2010