intestinal yoga 

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

intestinal yoga by babates February 24, 2006

toilet yoga 

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

toilet yoga by Phoetus January 20, 2008

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

Tongue Yoga by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

naked yoga 

Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.

Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga

naked yoga by Pres7012 December 21, 2014

Verbal Yoga

A conversation with someone, who helps you relax your mind, body and soul. You feel rejuvenated after the interaction. What physical yoga does to your body , verbal yoga does that to your mind

After a hard days work and grueling hours spent at office, a verbal yoga session with my friend helps me unwind

Verbal Yoga by Shonai October 11, 2010

Ikea Yoga 

The yogic qualities brought out when constructing Ikea furniture

"I spent 3 hours doing Ikea Yoga today. My chakras are engerized and I have 3 new bookcases."

Ikea Yoga by UnderTheViaduct July 9, 2012

Crotch Yoga 

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

Crotch Yoga by weenurrs July 30, 2016