Wanking

What you do late at night

Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking

by Firing looper August 10, 2014

Working From Home

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Not Dan - "I'm just working from home today boss"
Dan's Boss - "No worries mate"
Not Dan - *Stands butt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle*

by Not Dan Lane July 26, 2015

working the corner

When you get picked up for some action and get paid.

Kalika likes working the corner to get into college.

by cuddler855 December 15, 2015

Sleep Working

When you go to work Very tired but know the in's and out's of your job so well that you can practically do it in your sleep; therefore requiring little or no thought proccess. You are just kind of in a robot mode; able to perform the neccessary tasks required of you regardless of your current sleep deprivation.

Tired Robot mode Sleep deprivation Job Requirements...."How are you this morning Joey?...I didn't get much sleep last night so I'll be Sleep Working today but don't worry; I can do this job with out even having to think about it!"

by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010

Winking Eye

Slang term for a vagina.

I pulled her pants down and her winking eye was looking right at me.

Awesome!

by jcs6388 December 16, 2008

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009