Wink wonk

A way of saying kinky I guess -

" I like balls."
"Bro that's so Wink wonk."

by WhatInTheNameOfWhore May 20, 2021

Wonked

When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high

Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by getwonked December 20, 2020

Wonk

To masturbate (Wank) then when finished proceed to eat your nut.

mario is so gay, I bet he wonks.

I wonked last night.

by VTDG March 17, 2022

Wonk

Another way to say fap

Time to wonk (my penis)

by Im a boy August 10, 2017

Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

mad wonk

adjective

1.
extremely strange or weird

2.
uncomfortable

Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?

Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk

Person 1 : fr fr

by madwonker November 1, 2021