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womp gomper

Hey Jerry, u see that no good Womp Gomper over there!
by THE GARRÉ July 25, 2020
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Womp

Used when asked "how are you feeling Maria?" Maria replies "Womp"
by N1ck Wilde January 11, 2022
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Womp

An onomatopoeia word used when you are explaining how you, hit something, dropped something or threw something.
Bro there was a fight at school today, two girls were fighting and one girl punched the other one, WOMP, it was so funny.

“Let’s fight bro ima hit you with that *air punches* WOMP”
by Sprite Cola March 23, 2022
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1: n. the sound made by a vagina during sexual intercourse. considered derogatory, used almost exclusiely by gay males.

2: n. sound attributed to vaginas by gay males who have had sex with women.

3: n. The onomatopeaic sound attributed to vaginas by gay males. Intended to dramatize the predatory nature of heterosexual intercourse.
Examples:
1: "Vaginas are disgusting. They're all like 'womp, womp, womp womp' and then the girl's like 'unh, unh, yeah, oh' grunting and shit."

2: "Vaginas scare the shit out of me. They're like those big chomping plant in Super Mario Bros. All "womp, womp, womp, womp" and then shooting fireballs at you and shit."

3: "Hell, no I wouldn't stick my twig'n'berries in that gaping maw! Would I feed my John Thomas to a crocodile? Jesus Mary and Joseph, one minute you're all 'hey there sweetie, you know I love you" and then it's 'WOMP, WOMP, WOMP' and your family jewel's been snatched off."
by Archeritos June 18, 2006
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The real meaning of "womp" emerged in the mountains of East Tennessee in the 1960's. "Womp" was an imperative meaning "eat shit." It was always accompanied by a gesture: thrusting forward the cupped hand (as if the hand is holding a warm turd).
"Womp," he said to Coach Brixey.
by Joe Kincheloe December 11, 2004
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polly womp

when the pope dick slaps you in the face.
Dude, I'm going to polly womp you if you don't shut up.
by dickslapondickslap January 1, 2010
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W.O.M.P. acronym for What's On My Pussy. This is a game show where a woman is blind folded and must guess what exactly is on her pussy. Your game host, who is a professional, places a random object or an object chosen by the audience, onto the contesting woman's pussy. The woman gets four chances to guess, and if she guesses the object correctly she goes on to another round and wins the object that has been placed on her lovely pussy. If the woman correctly guess six object that have been placed on her pussy she wins a million dollars and the six items that have been placed on her pussy. The objects can vary in size and form as long as it can be placed on a pussy without injuring the woman contestant. This will become the best game show anyone will ever experience in their entire life!
Host: Okay ma'am i will begin to place the object on her pussy please try to be a calm and not jump the object is cold. Now tell me. Womp!

Contestant: Okay i'm ready for it. Put it on me.

Host: Well ma'am its time to start guessing.

Contestant: Is it.............. an antenna?

Host: That is incorrect but don't worry you still have three more guesses!
by Big Nasty DickinSon September 20, 2010
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