Frosted Mini Wheat 

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.

Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

Frosted Mini Wheat by ShrimpingUSA.org March 22, 2010

Barley-Wheat Face

Someone who takes excessive pleasure in farming.

Horace: "Wow, look over there."

Steve: "At what?"

Horace: "That guy has been farming for hours."

Steve: "That's just Andrew. He's the local Barley-Wheat Face."

Barley-Wheat Face by Slugdog February 12, 2009

Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

Harvesting your back yard wheat by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011

Let’s yeet this wheat 

Aggressively or enthusiastically earning money.

I don’t want to go to work today but I’ve gotta yeet that wheat. Let’s yeet this wheat, I want to get drunk this weekend.

Let’s yeet this wheat by Peachlet April 29, 2019

cream of wheat 

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

cream of wheat by Saints September 29, 2003

cream of wheat 

wheat that has been made disgusting

the french call it bleh - and for good reason

cream of wheat by Bronoun September 20, 2004

cream of wheat 

The look of the substance that enters a males pants when aroused. The outcome product resembles cream of wheat.

Man that girl was so hot I just had cream of wheat.

cream of wheat by Pattypat johnson November 7, 2006