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Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong
I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!
by Txbred September 30, 2015
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Nigga watching

Nigga watching is a adjective that describes a person who simply can’t mind they’re fucking business
Watching someone die in a game and your already dead and talking shit nigga watching

Watching 2 niggas fight after u gassed it up Nigga watching
by AJAYBX December 4, 2021
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Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy March 3, 2011
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The Feds are watching

The police or the authorities are survailing your person
by Eros McDonald August 22, 2017
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Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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Whating

When someone keeps asking questions about your answers.
Person #1: I got an A on my test.
Person #2: What test?
Person #1: My Psychology test.
Person #2: What is psychology?
Person #1: The study of the mind.
Person #2: What is the mind?
Person #1: Are you Whating me?
by PhalicPhil November 16, 2017
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pole whacking

First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sick line.
"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."

"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."
by ErinSlayor May 2, 2018
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