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Webbitis

A rare form of scivitis, which can strike you at any time. This disease has no known warning signs, symptoms or cure. It can render the victim unable to work for extended periods of time, but make seemingly miraculous recoveries, only to be stricken down again without warning.

The victim will be unable to communicate through standard means (such as speech) and will revert to primitive writings, usually communicated through text messages.

Named after the first know case, 'webb'itis has been one of the biggest causes of lost man hours at work over the last few years.

If you ever find out one of your colleagues has this condition, the only way to resolve this problem is a bullet. preferably in the head (of the victim, or yourself - whatever is easier)
''Hey wheres nathan today?''

''i'm not sure, i got a txt message saying 'sry nt in tdy', whatever the fuck that means?...'

''Ah crap, sounds like webbitis, ill get my gun...''
by Aradoman October 5, 2006
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bloody webby

A special item in the game Mafia Wars which is a reference to the webby award, and is depicted as a webby trophy spattered in blood.
Benny Coyote found a bloody webby. It has been added to your loot page.
by benny coyote July 27, 2009
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Pulled A Webber

Refering to basketball. Calling a time out when you dont have any remaining. To pull a "webber"
North Carolina won the national title with a 77-71 victory in the final game over Michigan. The most memorable play in the championship game came in the last seconds as Chris Webber tried to call a timeout when double-teamed by North Carolina. Michigan had already used all of its timeouts, so Webber's gaffe resulted in a technical foul.
Jimmy: What a great game. 15 seconds to go and we are down only one point.
Timmy: Get the ball inbound Wally!
Jimmy: WHAT! Wally called a timeout with none left.
Timmy: I cant believe he pulled a webber.
by Crunkzilla March 8, 2008
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deep webbing

The act of randomly typing in IP address in the hope of finding unindexed websites.
Last night i went deep webbing, I found 2 child porn websites, and an underground hitman assosciation.
by shemer77 November 15, 2011
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webbegger

any person who begs for money online for any reason dumb or logical
a webbegger say's "hey i have cancer and im the hospital can someone please buy me a copy of starbound on steam my steam name is blacksetrenamon"
by andrew muscel January 13, 2014
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Webbels

I told her suck on my Webbels then I said Sorry N Shit-Tech n9ne
by SORRY N SHITTTTTTTTT July 6, 2009
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Webbing

Webbing is the act of spreading your own fingers apart as wide as possible and placing the erect nipple of your significant other in the webbed area between your fingers and sliding your hand over the nipple and generally massaging the area.

Typically, webbing is performed during foreplay but in certain cultures it can be performed at any time of the day. As is custom, the nipple is placed in between the pointer and middle finger but other configurations consist of the ring and middle finger as well as the highly difficult - yet highly rewarding thumb and pointer finger combo. The act of webbing can be immensely pleasurable to to women if performed correctly and also offers the man a very high level of entertainment.

Webbing can also be performed with the toes, but amateurs should be very cautious when performing this maneuver for the first time as it has a high degree of difficulty. For further information on the dangers of toe-webbing, more is available on Wikipedia under the Helsinki Episode of 1919
Cole: Dude I was webbing that Russian chick so bad last night, she woke up with chafed nipples.
by TJ Juckson February 17, 2013
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