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Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.
Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit
by Djesse April 11, 2020
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Virtual Courage

What makes people online say what they wouldn't say to someone in person

Virtual Courage is very easily gained and very easily, and usually angrily or mischievously, used

To gain this power, you must go on anything capable of going online and interacting with other people, and then you can pretty much say "whatever you want", you may wish to not make any very serious / disturbing threats
((CNN) -- It was a sarcastic Facebook comment during an argument about a video game. And, according to the father of 19-year-old Justin Carter, it was enough to land his son behind bars for months, facing the possibility of years in prison.
Carter, who is currently on suicide watch in Comal County Jail near San Antonio, Texas, has been locked up since February. He faces a charge of making terroristic threats, a felony that could theoretically bring a sentence of up to eight years.
"He's very depressed. He's very scared and he's very concerned that he's not going to get out," Jack Carter, Justin's father, told CNN on Tuesday. "He's pretty much lost all hope."
In February, Justin, then 18, and a friend were arguing on Facebook with someone else over the online video game "League of Legends."
"Someone had said something to the effect of 'Oh you're insane. You're crazy. You're messed up in the head,'" Jack Carter told CNN affiliate KVUE in Austin. "To which he replied 'Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head. I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still-beating hearts.'"
A search warrant was issued on February 13 and, a week later, a judge issued a warrant for his arrest.
"I thought it was a joke," Jack Carter told CNN. "I couldn't believe the person that called me. I kept telling them they have to be kidding. When I realized he wasn't, I literally broke down crying.

Virtual courage can do this to you, so it's best to use common sense when online
by Person with Common Sense June 17, 2014
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virtual babysitting

Supervising a child via FaceTime.
Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!
by bobo76 September 27, 2014
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Virtual Unicorn

Someone online who is awesome in every way.
by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019
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virtual cliqueing

Much like social cliques in high school, virual cliqueing can occur in online forums or threads where two or more people take over a conversation, steering it in such a direction where all other users leave the forum or thread. As in social settings such as school, a clique can be formed online when people with similar interests take over a certain topic and literally close out a once vibrant thread, due to their esoteric ramblings or code language unknown to the greater community using that forum/thread
Online Commentator 1: "Just like in high school, Charles and Justin had to veer off on a tangent, driving the rest of the online contributors onto a different thread to complete discussing our original topic. Charles and Justin are good at virtual cliqueing themselves while closing out once popular threads."

Online Commentator 2: "Yeah, quite peculiar, it's like they are deliberately trying to ostracize themselves, just like in high school."
by hammerofthegods February 14, 2012
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Virtual Porn

3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.
I can't believe how lifelike virtual porn is compared to the real thing!
by Elisa-LTG October 5, 2008
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Virtual Hug

-Hugging from a distance because you don't wanna move

-You hate hugs but your friends don't.

-The person is one smelly kid.
Stinker: Ahh! I'm not gonna see you for a whole weekend! HUG ME!
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^

LATER;

You: Thank fuck..U_U
by MOshi SHizumi December 22, 2008
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