Velox

1) An individual whos ability to bitch, whine and/or complain surpasses any others ability.

2)To find the most insignificant flaws in anything and cry foul.

3) A Chub of the purest Lard available.

4) An inhabitant of COGS who believes his superior skills or sniper/camping on the battlefield has a higher priority over the team. Then return to cogs to boast about his skills with a pathetic show of macho authority.

5) all of the above

ffs dude dont get all Velox on me

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

velocity_overflow

A drugged up crack baby, with no life/friends, who should do the world a favour and die

by your mom March 27, 2003

Velocyte

A very Popular Femboy and Instagram user @Velocyte; A Velocyte usually has long hair and a Femboy charm even though he is not very feminine, he gets abused constantly for being a femboy

Guy 1: God dude do you see that guy he's such a Velocyte
Guy 2: I know so cute don't you just wanna plow him down

by Nibbo24 April 9, 2020

Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.

In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.

"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."

by London Poison April 14, 2010

velocidactyl

A velociraptor-pterodactyl hybrid. Animal has the ability to run extremely fast, strike fiercely, and take flight. It's shriek can be heard for a circumference up to sixty square miles. Extremely intelligent and dangerous. Approach with caution.

"While traveling across Eastern Oregon my car broke down. I was lucky to have found a very rare velocidactyl to hitch a ride on to Portland."

by ergyu February 14, 2009

velocicraptor

voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

velocitate

A verb meaning to become "speed blind". After travelling at what initially feels like high speed for a while (typically in a car), your brain become accustomed to how fast everything rushes past, so that it no longer looks fast. This leads you to subconciously underestimate your speed. When you slow down to "normal" speed, it feels like you're barely moving.

I was in a rush to get home last night, and I velocitated so bad I almost crashed on the exit ramp.

by GCNewsom May 25, 2006