utica

A gang infested albanian and chaldean city in michigan, north of detroit. like all uticas, it is a dying wasteland. Must be something unlucky about the name

"Hey man wanna go to utica?!"

"Hell no, only the albanian mafia lives there!"

by Mount Clemens Blood May 29, 2016

utini

"what you saying" or "whats up"

John: Hey Buddy... Utini
Peet: Just watching star wars

by African Brother September 27, 2012

utilise

To make us of something.

I utilised a new programming language to create the next version of Windows.

by abcbafhafhafaf November 8, 2007

East Utica

Home To The Scum Of the already Scumy Utica. The Most likley place to get shot in central NY. Population includes Black people, Mexicans, Bosnians and Wiggers.

Jacob: Im Feeling black today lets go to East Utica.
Wise-ass White Kid: Jump For Me.
Jacob: Nevermind.....

by John Bizzie July 7, 2008

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "when and where you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing on his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of child sex abuse?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012

utility belt

The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.

Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.

by s_h August 24, 2011