trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.

Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh

by chick1215 August 3, 2017

trousered

completely and utterly trashed, drunk and/or drugged

man i was so completely trousered last night i pissed in my girlfriend's shoes

by SLaaDi February 10, 2004

trouser kiss

another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.

"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"

by Dean Knight December 16, 2007

trouser trout

trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.

I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.

by rockinjellyfish May 4, 2006

Trouser Butterfly

A slight fluttering sensation felt in the flaccid penis as it starts becoming erect during normal everyday activity or while seated, usually as a reaction to some kind of unanticipated sexual stimulus. The trouser butterfly is also associated with a very slight movement of the penis as the erection progresses, making a noticeable movement through the trousers / pants.

Did you see that gorgeous new receptionist? She was so hot it gave me a trouser butterfly.

I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.

Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!

by Killdozer May 14, 2007

Trouser Explosion

Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.

Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.

by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010

trousersnout

slang for penis

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)

by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009