pitch a trouser tent 

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.

When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!

pitch a trouser tent by weave July 12, 2003

trouser frogs 

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.

Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh

trouser frogs by chick1215 August 3, 2017

trousered 

completely and utterly trashed, drunk and/or drugged

man i was so completely trousered last night i pissed in my girlfriend's shoes

trousered by SLaaDi February 10, 2004

trouser kiss

another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.

"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"

trouser kiss by Dean Knight December 16, 2007

trouser trout

trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.

I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.

trouser trout by rockinjellyfish May 4, 2006

Trouser Butterfly 

A slight fluttering sensation felt in the flaccid penis as it starts becoming erect during normal everyday activity or while seated, usually as a reaction to some kind of unanticipated sexual stimulus. The trouser butterfly is also associated with a very slight movement of the penis as the erection progresses, making a noticeable movement through the trousers / pants.

Did you see that gorgeous new receptionist? She was so hot it gave me a trouser butterfly.

I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.

Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!

Trouser Butterfly by Killdozer May 14, 2007

Trouser Explosion

Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.

Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.

Trouser Explosion by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010