They harden in response to physical trauma

Referring to masochist or nanomachines

Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack

by Dresden06 February 2, 2023

Traumasized

You are so fucked up by something, your dick shrinks in size.

The idiot representing himself kept saying how "traumasized" he was due to being a douchebag and dick shrinking when the cops confronted him as a suspect.

by Rico82 August 8, 2017

Mama Trauma

Mama Trauma
1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.

She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.

by BA Epstein November 29, 2006

wipe trauma

Temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the anus from wiping one's butt to hard and/or deep.

Mother of 3-year old child: "Why is Benny screaming?"
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."

by sfdave May 26, 2010

Post traumatic down syndrome

Post traumatic down syndrome - a condition that mimicks down syndrome that is directly caused by Trauma.

I was diagnosed with post traumatic down syndrome .

by Michelle Gee April 20, 2021

Traumatic Rizz

When your rizz is so bad to the point it traumatizes people and will possibly give them ptsd.

Person 1: GRGRGRHGEGHHHHRGHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCKKKK-
Person 1: What’s yo snap?
Person 2: What..
Person 1: GIVE ME THE SNAP.
Person 2: Okay, okay, please don’t hurt me or my family.
Person 3: That’s some traumatic rizz.

by Funky Punk January 25, 2023

Mama Trauma

1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.

She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.

by BA Epstein November 11, 2008