Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).
"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
by Hominid54 May 2, 2014
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Doesn’t understand a joke, and says “I hate men” in response to everything.
Doesn’t understand a joke, and says “I hate men” in response to everything.
by Lovingcactuses April 18, 2020
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2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017
Get the Jizz and tonic mug.Also known as "Hot pockets" by the gothic community who loathe to include said hot pockets but feel they must through some vague desire to progenerate and keep the culture going. Hot Pockets are considered a very sad perversion of a good (or bad, depending on your point of view) thing.
Goth 1: Do we really have to let these hot topic goths into the club? That has GOT to be a fake ID. The kid looks 12.
Goth 2: Yes. We have to pay for the club somehow, and the Hot Pockets have quite a bit of daddy's money to spend.
Goth 1: *le sigh*
Goth 2: Yes. We have to pay for the club somehow, and the Hot Pockets have quite a bit of daddy's money to spend.
Goth 1: *le sigh*
by alunalai June 11, 2006
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8th grader - WHOAH! YOU WENT INTO, LIKE, HOT TOPIC, THATS, LIKE, WAIT WHAT?
Me - no neead for the "Hot Topic Phobia"
8th grader - WHOAH! YOU WENT INTO, LIKE, HOT TOPIC, THATS, LIKE, WAIT WHAT?
Me - no neead for the "Hot Topic Phobia"
by The reason to live July 9, 2009
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Get the hot topic-core mug.1. an association with one who engages in normal boyfriend-like behaviors at random and sporadic intervals; but without any regular consistency.
2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.
3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.
4. dating mr. yuck.
2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.
3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.
4. dating mr. yuck.
by Dating Mr. Yuck June 25, 2010
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