Toad Head

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.

" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"

by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017

toad yeeting

Catching a Cane Toad and yeeting the animal with a tool.

Catching a Cane Toad and placed it on the end of a garden rake before shouting yeet! And throwing or toad yeeting it as far as possible then listening for a thud.

by Bla804 October 18, 2019

Toad man

When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad

There is a toad man over there g

by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 23, 2021

toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021

Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.

Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?

by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022

toad choker

A torrential, almost monsoon level of rain. Same as a Frog Strangler

Dude, did you hear that Toad Choker that passed by last night? It knocked down the tree in my yard!

by NannerPuddin June 11, 2023