Don't Get It Twisted

It means dont make the situation Worse then what it really is Aka Dont over React

Dude Me and your Girl Were Just Chillin Don't Get it Twisted

by Mrjoe2you November 13, 2011

Twisted Fister

1. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or a female having intercourse with a female. The one giving the Twisted Fister grabs a handful of potato chips and then fists the female, twists their arm and then releases the chips.

Man and woman are having intercourse while snacking on potato chips. Man discreetly grags a handful of chips and gives the woman a Twisted Fister. Woman is surprised and later askes, "Who ate all the chips?".

by BitLulu July 16, 2007

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

twisted

To be so drunk, you feel as though you are on a hallucinogenic trip similar to DXM.

"I was so twisted off that 99 bananas last night."

by insanegerbil June 14, 2005

twisted sister

The art of a man tucking his balls and weiner in between his legs acting as if he had a vagina. This is usually coupled by dancing in front of a mirror while saying "Put the lotion in the basket"

Dude grossed me out. He got me with a twisted sister

by stretchnutzz April 21, 2010

Twisted Whiskers

Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.

Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.

This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...

by another_freak May 1, 2005

twisted

1. Gnarled or tangled.

2. A twisting motion looks like a tied up man trying to wriggle his way out of the rope.

3. Something that's just plain messed up. A 'WTF?!' moment.

1. "This forest is creepy, the branches are all twisted and I see yellow eyes in the bushes!"

2. If you twist the lever, the secret door opens!

3. A pregnant man, now that's twisted.

by Aspirations January 11, 2009