Uncle Moey

1. One's penis
2. Fellatio (oral sex performed on a man)

1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.

by vastheman August 26, 2010

uncle fucker

funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol

by lewis May 1, 2004

Uncle Ruckus

is a black male who is hates his own race to the point of pandering to anyone who is light, bright and white in hopes of getting a pat on the head or better yet turning that white one day.

There is a certain tea party favorite who is such a complete Uncle Ruckus that some in his own party voted him out.

by ladylaine October 17, 2013

Uncle Charlie

Another name for a curveball in baseball. Origin unknown.

Sandy Koufax is famous for freezing batters with Uncle Charlie.

by Tyler R. August 20, 2005

cry uncle

Cry Uncle is to ask for mercy or an act of surrender

She was nagging his boyfriend until he cried uncle (cry uncle)
Also similar to tapping in a fight when you are down

by Younghusband October 2, 2013

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020