dane cook

Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF

That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch

by Katelyn OC May 16, 2006

Dane Cook

A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.

Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.

by comedyfan April 10, 2006

Claire Danes

The act of cleansing ones genitals after sex with a damp rag.

After last night, I only had time to Claire Danes myself.

by Scootch McGooch July 10, 2017

dirty dane

annoying, no freinds, and sucks cocks.

ahhh, you dirty dane

by your mom is dane April 13, 2022

dane coote

a muay thai fighting homo, how likes to drop to their knee's to suck the win out of an opponent, instead of getting a ligit win

dane coote dropped to his knees to avoid a round house, and blew the opponent away.

by ya brother!!!!!!! May 1, 2010

dane cook

a silly bitch and
a BAMF

that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.

by ilovedane October 7, 2006

Dane

KID THAT FUCKIN SMASHES ALL OF D2PK ESPECIALLY KYLEV WHOSE IS A GIANT NERD THAT GOT BANNED ROFLZLOLZLOLZ BADDIE KYLEV /W FOR MASSIVE SYNCH OUT THE MOOR.

Kyle has been slain by Dane.
Kylev: Cody quit hackin fuckin nerd.
Dane: Umad yo?

by Grr-Dane August 21, 2008