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Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
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Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.
You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”
by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024
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Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.
I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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Clamps

what gets you absolutely locked up on locked up in a game of basketball
Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.
by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022
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mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.
I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.
by BigDerty June 3, 2016
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Sandwich Clamp

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017
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Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.
Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.
by JaredDE42 December 26, 2021
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