better off

without some1 or something, you or your life will be better
It is usually better off alone.
Everyone would be better off without coke.
by Bai LI September 03, 2007
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Cheap-Off

A cheap-minded rip-off, usually when the customer steals more work than they are paying for by acting like the extra work is just part of someone's job.
Sweetheart, making that cab driver bring the bags eighty-seven steps up to the Mexican villa without a tip wasn't nice, it was a cheap-off.
by JonasOfToronto April 22, 2009
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Jacquing off

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country
"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"
by bácón March 22, 2022
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Mong off

When 2 people smoke cones back to back and both try to not mong it before the other person
Lets have a mong off

Greg monged it on his 5th cone, decent mong off
by Mong off January 03, 2022
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off the dial

Something so awesome, amazing and unbelievable that it is known as "off the dial!" When something is off the dial it rates beyond what the dial can measure. Sometimes shortened to OTD or even OTFD (off the f*ckin dial).
Must be said with exclamation marks!

Some people may respond with "Dude, you need to recalibrate"
That guy's off the dial!

You did WHAT? You're off the DIAL!
by CTOndracek December 03, 2010
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Vanned Off

In horse racing, a horse is carted away from the track because it couldn't finish the race due to injury and is unable to walk on its own.

For humans:

To be physically carried from a bar or party by friends, bouncers, local authorities, and/or random people because of great intoxication and the inability to walk. Person is then placed into a vehicle and driven away.

To be taken away in a police van from a party, bar, or for general hell raising.
I had to be vanned off last night after drinking 20 shots and passing out on the hotel lobby floor.
by Wedemeyer October 18, 2009
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balls off

Refers to weather cold enough to freeze one's proverbial "balls off." Mainly used as a colloquialism in Britain.
Steverson: What's the weather like?
Oliver: It's balls off, guv'nor.
by Steverson January 20, 2008
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