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Facebook terrorist 

Someone who goes on Facebook and plays practical jokes by tagging you in strange pictures that you don't belong to, posting awkward pictures of you as their main picture, creating fake facebook accounts in your name, constantly harassing your wall and/or other acts of Facebook terrorism.
Dude 1: "What the hell? Someone tagged me in this picture but that's not even me! This guy looks like a jackass!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, must have been Abe, the other day he made a fake fan profile of you being a rapper, you have 11 fans already dude!"
Dude 1: "Goddamn facebook terrorist!"
Facebook terrorist by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010
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menu terrorist 

(noun) A person who leaves restaurant menus attached to apartment, house, and business doors. Said menus are unsolicited and not appreciated by the victims.

You will go to work or out for drinks, and when you come home, you find that your building has been "attacked" by menu terrorists. No one was spared: Every single door in your 35 floor apartment building has a menu attached to it. There may even be three menus.

Menu terrorists are based out of South Korea, but their operations are global.

When you patronize restaurants that engage in menu terrorism, the menu terrorists win. However, if the menu comes with a coupon for greater than 10% off of your meal's price at the restaurant, then visiting the restaurant is permitable.

Sometimes menu terrorists engage in suicide bombings. Unlike Arabs who blow themselves up as part of the attack, menu terrorists kill themselves after the attack, because they realize that everyone hates them and wishes they would die.
Oh shit! My apartment was attacked by menu terrorists last night! Bastards! Let's hope this asshole was a suicide bomber.

brand terrorist 

A corporate term that refers to any employee who actively works against the core values of the company's brand.
Here at ACME, our advertising is all about our commitment to customer service, but our idiot service rep Jack always fights with customers on the phone. He's a total brand terrorist...
brand terrorist by Joe Chicago April 22, 2008

msn terrorist 

Someone on your friends list who logs on about 50 times a minute. He or she also keeps on sending all sorts of invitations, so it gets really annoying
Stop logging in and out all the time, msn terrorist!
msn terrorist by jormeidt September 19, 2007

Harry Potter Terrorist

A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.

Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.
- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.

- I think the phrase you're looking for is Harry Potter Terrorist

twitter terrorist 

A person with nothing constructive to say denigrates your opinions or interests in public on any social media.

A brief look into the the history of the twitter terrorist reveals a catalogue of poor opinion, bad attitude and ignorance.

The favoured accusation "spammer" is the modus operandi of the twitter terrorist to opinions,products or links he disagrees with or is jealous of.
Fred: Did you read my tweet about the Sydney Swans great win.

Joe: Sure did but then that damn Twitter terrorist makes that new tweet about AFL being for girls

Fred and Joe: We wish he'd FO with his opinions

Conversation Terrorist

A person that "hijacks" a conversation and "crashes it into the ground" by saying something akward, pointless or not pertaining to the topic, thus ruining the mood of the conversation.
Bob and sally are talking about their day. Then Zach jumps into the conversation and ruins it. Thus becomeing a conversation terrorist.

bob: yea my boss made me stay late yesterday and tried to make me stay late again today. i told him if he did i was going to quit.

Sally: Really? my boss tried to do that to me last week but i told him i had a doctors apointment.

Bob: I hate it when they try to do that.

Zach: Will anti burn cream help get rid of these warts i have all over my hands and back?

Bob:........

Sally:.......

Bob: Man.. that was like 9/11 all over again.