swervey

Feeling nice, as far tipsy goes, drunk, twisted, hammered, done off, gone are some more examples. This is my word and Im sticking to it...

After the club I am feeling soooo swervey so someone else is going to have to drive.

by Melsey November 6, 2012

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003

Swerv

To Sike or to change your mind, hell no!

Can be used after working someone

Oh he looks cute from far away, oh wait no he doesn't! Swerv

Your mom is so dirty she brings crabs to the beach ohhh swerv!

by VickyTrollen March 5, 2013

Swerk

Swerk(swûrk)

Abbreviation of "How was work?"

"Swerk?"
"Yeah, okay."

by Laztavo January 24, 2009

Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.

WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.

by SWMerlin February 6, 2010

Swervin

To cheat or make a move on a good friends' girl.

Dude, I can't beleve he was swervin on John's girl.

"Hey asshole, why you swervin in on my woman?"

by J. Cobb June 30, 2008

swerve

To avoid or dodge someone.

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003