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stroodle

A sexual act involving two males, one of which must be uncircumsized. With the two erect penises end to end, male 1 proceeds to jerk himself off using male 2's foreskin. For a truly fantastic sensation he then proceeds to ejaculate into male 2's foreskin.
Dammit Mike, why don't you go stroodle Andrew's noodle.
by Phil Korn May 1, 2007
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teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.
teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.
by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009
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Stoops

Max: Hey Zach, your'e kinda stoops.
Zach: Well your'e retarded.
by Apermax July 8, 2016
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Stroopwaffle

1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."

2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.
1. "Mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious."

2. "Ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful."
by Rovonos February 1, 2009
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Stroopwafel

A sex act involving a man, two women, and a corduroy bed covering. The women lay down on the corduroy in the missionary position while the man alternates between them. After a few minutes the women rotate 90 degrees so that the impressions from the corduroy on their backs makes a waffle pattern. The man ejaculates on the stomach of one of the women and then the other woman lays down on top of the first woman face to face to simulate the Dutch pastry made from waffle cookies sandwiched around a caramel filling.
I got a little drunk with those girls....they noticed my corduroy bed sheets and the next thing you know we were making a Stroopwafel.
by ThreedeeM September 14, 2010
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Stooper

A person of little intelligence, a small brain or a lack of education. A fool, an idiot, a dumb person.
That shopkeeper gave me the wrong chocolate , hes such a stooper
by Deano Milano June 14, 2009
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stoopid

When someone uses this word and spells it incorrectly, you can tell that the subject they are referring to is so utterly moronic that it kills their brain cells at the very thought of it.
OMG you don't know what leet is? you r so stoopid... (etc.)
by Janis December 29, 2004
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