Stealth Stroke

The act of stroking your penis, whether it be in a public place, call or private, without making noise or catching attention from others.

I got extremely horny last night while in VC playing Call Of Duty with friends. Without leaving and catching their attention, I had to stealth stroke to ease myself.

by True Order June 28, 2023

Mississippi Heat Stroke

A man workouts in compression shorts and gets his gooch nice and ranky then, unshaved sits on his partners face thus causing them to pass out for a brief moment.

Last weekend Jennie let me give her a Mississippi heat stroke, I was scared after she didn't wake up for 5 minutes, I think I will do less running next time.

by buttchug25 February 26, 2015

im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

stroked out

something stopped working, or screwed up

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?

by Cryptina March 15, 2006

Strokes

Basically sexually intercourse, but delivered in a stylish manner.

I gave your mum some STROKES last night

by ©™ October 15, 2003

Toke and Stroke

From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'

a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.

"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"

"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"

by weed smoke toker May 10, 2010

The Strokes

An incredible rock band as somene else said the best thing since Nirvana the way thre going the could be the next Nirvana!!!!
From Newyor led by the amazingly talented and hot/ to sexy for words Julian Casalancas.
They are extremely talenetd and underated in Australia!!!!!!
anyone who hates them are just jealous of there good looks, kindness, TALENT, good sounds, and amazing vibe around them

i havent stoped listening to reptillia since it came out...... NON STOP!!

by Jules is H-OT July 24, 2004