stripper shit

Stripper shit is a catch-all phrase describing the physical, mental, and emotional games strippers play to extract more money from their regular customers.

Teresa promised to call me to set up a date for dinner, but I knew she wouldn't. It was just stripper shit.

by Kid8up January 17, 2008

candy striper

A young female volunteer at a retirement home. Usually wearing really ugly uniforms that make her look like a candy cane. Often girls who are just there to get credit for volunteer hours.

She was the sweetest candy striper I ever met.

by Nancy26 October 13, 2006

Roller coaster stripper

flashing a roller coaster's camera. Can be done by either gender.

Person 1: Dude, look at that picture! That guy flashed the camera
Person 2: It's a roller coaster stripper!
Person 1: Fucking party!

by magicmage January 5, 2009

stripper in hell

When a stripper has to do her duties on an old fat ugly smelly dude.

See that fat ass over there? If he got a stripper shed be in hell.

by cartman5000 August 17, 2004

Ray Stoppers

Slang for Sun glasses.

Give me your best pair of designer Ray Stoppers

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

stripper tits

(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.

(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.

(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.

(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

Too Faster Stripes

Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.

Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!

Technician: Ok!

technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...

Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!

thus the too faster stripes are born.

by Meester Siggies November 18, 2009