stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!

Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

Stoog

The combination of the two words: Stupid and Fag.

Also a hidden mountain of the Rolling Hills in Northern Arizona.

That stoog took my lunch box.

Have you ever visited Stoog Mountian?

by Mexirocker aka Diego PG September 14, 2008

STFO

Stands for: Stressed the fuck out. Is used when a person is overwhelmed and is simply stressed. Using this acronym also helps to not offend people by cussing.

"Laurie was STFO about her wedding."

by krissy wissy September 13, 2011

Stoody

A man who craves anal sex or anal penetration.

The stoody behind you is giving me the look. He wants me to use a strap on.

by John wick part 4 August 16, 2019

stoofe

Applies to the game of checkers. Its what you call your oponent when they steal your peice.

Hey you stoofe. Why'd you take my peice. You know im shit.

by Sean Tully June 10, 2005

stoogly

a homosexual website. Specializing in inserting objects in the anus. Extreme stoogly is categorized by ingestion of the inserted items

Tom: Have you seen the latest pics from Harold ?
Wesley: Why no ?
Tom: They are stoogly for sure..for sure !

by Joe Stingliscky May 5, 2008

Stook

The past tense of stuck.

“If you stick something on something then it’s stuck on there, and then when you can’t get it off it’s stook on there”-Brock Higdon

by h4nn4hb4n4n4 December 3, 2019