stealing home

skipping 2nd & 3rd base, as in:

1st base: making out etc
2nd base: fondling/fingering
3rd base: oral sex
home: sex

guy 1: "dude, i was totally stealing home tonite w/ rita, and she didnt care!"

guy 2: "no way man! awesome!"

guy 3: "*cough*slut*cough*

by pete b. January 13, 2007

Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

by doomsDave October 10, 2008

Stealing

What you excuse it with borrowing. The difference is that the 'borrowing' seems to drag on to infinity.

Juliet: "Hey, isn't that Mike's hand-phone?"

Terry: "Uh, yeah I am borrowing it"

Juliet: "It has been a year."

Stealing.

by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011

Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.

Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

by "J.R." September 27, 2005

Stealing Home

Raping a woman. Hitting a homerun is actual sexual intercourse. It can happen in one of two ways. The first way is for a man and woman to be on second base (groping etc.) and he wants to go to round third and go home but she says no so the man drops anchor at third and then steals home by raping her. The second way this can happen is just having a stranger jump a woman when no witnesses are around and stealing home

That poor girl. She was in the hospital for a week after leaving her job bartending. She was walking to her car when out of nowhere some nut sneaked up behind her, threw her down, and started stealing home. Bunch of savages in this town

by Lilparkczar June 22, 2008

Speaking from your rectum

The refined way of saying "talking out of your ass"

Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...

by W_L January 7, 2010

stealing my flavor

copying; using someone else's material.

ugh why are you always using my away messages, Barrett?! Quit stealing my flavor!!!
That girl is wearin the shirt I wore yesterday! Why is she always stealin my flavor?!

by a pizzle October 3, 2004