The Fault In Our Stars

it is a book made out of tears and pain

Friend: Hey, have you read The Fault In Our Stars?
Me: It destroyed my soul

by i'm still crying February 3, 2013

I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

Stans

Reference to one of the best songs ever by Eminem called "Stan" about an Obsessed fan who ends up killing himself and his wife over Eminem not writing him back.

Basically it describes someone who is all up on their favorite artist's schlong, and can't take criticism or the slightest negative about said artist. But instead of "fans", they're called "Stans", get it?

Me: Man I just got rid of all the Jay-Z shit on my Computer

Homie: For Real?

Me: Yeah, Jay-Z Stans can go eat a dick

by TheElectedKing January 10, 2011

The Fault In Our Stars

A New York Bestseller by John Green. It will rip your heart out and make you eat it. It is a soul crushing novel ready to have you sobbing in the fetal position. You will hate to love how perfectly sad it is.

Me: I cried and sobbed and The Fault in our Stars ripped out my heart.
Me: Here. Read it.

by augustuswaters October 28, 2012

Satsnake

A phallus like object which resides in the moist caverns of Sathyan's (Dr. Sathyan Balajee M.B.B.S.) pelvic region. It must be at least 3 feet in length and also be pretty brown.

The owner will also be known as the tripod due to the presence of the third leg. Possession of the Satsnake leads to excess coughing and dyspnoea if insulted in a sexual manner.

Alternatives include the Satsnatch

"I've tucked the Satsnake into my socks today"

"It's time to feed the Satsnake now"

"Once you go Sat, you never go back"

by kmeeran October 29, 2009

tom felton stans

The sweetest persons alive, seriously. They help and give u so much love whenever u need it.

Draco Malfoy is very hot indeed.

Friend A: did you hear that Everly is one of the Tom Felton Stans?

Friend B: that makes so much sense, she was always so nice to me!

by hermionesbae October 17, 2021

stansfield

The highest accolade a person can receive for creating the most melodic song in a local songwriting competition

Sounds like a stansfield

You've got the stansfield touch

This guy's a stansfield

by The Original Mr Moon 2 November 29, 2009