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Stakeholders

A term widely used in the corporate environment usually by management or workers aspiring to be managers without any intelligence or sense of how stupid they sound.

Stakeholders is a term that usually accompanies other corporate buzz words such as "bandwidth', "paradigm", and "circle back". You generally will not hear words like "stakeholder" in social situations outside of work, yet for some reason, people feel compelled to use them at work just to increase their level of annoyance and stupidity.
Boss: Fred, when you get some bandwidth this morning, lets circle back and address the stakeholders of this project.

Fred: Shut the fuck up and quit acting like an idiot.

Boss: We must address the paradigm of your work ethic.
by Mr Hi October 3, 2011
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cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.
I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!
by JHo May 13, 2005
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Stalkerism

When a guy calls a girl 33 times in one night along with many text confessing love.
Juan's stalkerism made her thumbs hurt from pressing the reject button on her phone so many times.
by zernic March 7, 2010
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stalker fart

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005
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Shakerah

one of the coolest, funniest people you will EVER meet
she is really down to earth and will do anything for her friends.
loud and outgoing thats her with a heart of gold.
you pulling a shakerah? your being really nice too me today
by lobstee3934 April 22, 2009
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starkers

walking out of the shower with no clothes on and your friends are there to greet you.

You: O shit! you caught me starkers
freinds: ahh! my eyes! my eyes!
by Alex January 25, 2005
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Shakerite

student 1: have you read the newest issue of the shakerite?
student 2: yeah, i was totally sawdy that they didnt put in my story.
by ShakerSpeaks May 7, 2009
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