Snorgtees

T-shirt company with sense of humor so bad they need a slogan, they use flat or almost flat girls (that's why I liked the Bustedtees company better). From what I've seen it was the second advertiser here, nowadays the ads are much more varied (tg).

you don't wanna see an example of Snorgtees humor.

by Dhatz September 1, 2009

snorgabate

What you do when you just HAVE to masturbate to that cute girl in the banner ads on the side.

Damn this one is cute and even has her pants unzipped... I HAVE to snorgabate!

by virginsurgeon October 23, 2011

Snorg

A warm, affectionate nuzzle

Sabrina loves to snorg David.

by Lady Sabrina October 24, 2008

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by JT December 26, 2004

smorgan

Noun. A creature of beauty and wit, often found hibernating in cubicles. Thrives in an environment of CRT radiation.

In cubicle farms, smorgans are often found occupying desks.

by Ingenius Pseudonym January 25, 2005

slorgy

A term referring to when white slave owners would invite their friends over to participate in banging slaves.

Thomas Jefferson: "Hey Abe, you and Washington wanna come over and dip your banana in some chocolate?"

Abe: "Well, I would lie, but let me live up to my name (Honest Abe), and tell you I am definitely in for another slorgy!"

Washington (in the background) "Count me in you Crackers!!!"

by lulem400 August 25, 2010

Sorgasm

Sarcasm+orgasm.
When a person gets 'appealed' due to someone's satire/sarcasm.

My goodness, Jimmy Fallon's comedy gave me sorgasms last night.

by InternetHuman April 5, 2015