Squizamoning

An individual who’s always big noting themselves to the point of being pretentious. However secretly wets the bed frequently and cry’s themselves to sleep most nights.

Anthony: Yo man, my Zangeif is gonna trash your Ken, cause I'm so much better than everyone... at everything... ever... Oh yeah.

Matt: Quit Squizamoning and go wet the bed

Anthony: … =(

by munky_punch July 6, 2009

Squizpippy

True pure love.

And I was squizpippy.

by epicwin14 November 7, 2010

Squizurp

the act of grasping a woman's boob without her expecting it.

dude you got to go squizurp that bitch, her tits are perfect.

by darneling April 13, 2011

Squizel

A sound created during sleep when exhaling through the nose; a mix between a squeak, a whistle and a wheeze.

You're a squizeler, you woke me with your squizel last night. You and your squilzeling snoz!

by blagels October 27, 2015

sqizz

When you slowly let cum run out of your penis after being jacked or jacking off

I love when she gives me a sqizz job

by Leafyclone October 3, 2017

squizing

Someone made this word randomly

Im squizing the info

by PattyPatPat123 December 4, 2017

Squiz

(SKWWEEZ)

Frat dude word for "best friend"

After Brett Kavanaugh's crying to the committee over his tender memories of Squi, Tobin, et al.

Likely meant facetiously but will shortly, and nauseatingly, lose its irony as dudes and bros already lack insight into the boorish nature of their "bonds" to one another.

"John is my main squiz" - Timmy

by Pseudo-Rin October 7, 2018