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squeeze one out

"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four
1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
by Hamid2547 October 3, 2010
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Ball squeeze

The act of mercilessly squeezing a mans plump testicles. Can be done for fun, revenge, or pleasure. The male will be in excruciating pain during this. The person squeezing his balls on the other hand will probably badly enjoy it.
Jack was being rude so his friend grabbed his balls and ball squeezed them crushing the tender orbs in his hand while jack screamed and begged for mercy.
by S_K_Y_E January 18, 2018
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Squeeze

Just going for a coffee with my new squeeze.
by Andy Williams September 20, 2003
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squeeze your shoes

(verb): To deride someone verbally about fundamental aspects of the person's life. Generally, the derision is done by a baby boomer towards a younger person, normally generation y. The term was used extensively in David Foster Wallace's posthumously published novel "The Pale King." Squeezing someone's shoes goes beyond good nature ribbing or teasing because it isolates more serious qualities in the person whose shoes are being squeezed (i.e. career, or other serious existential questions).
Damn, Dad is really going to squeeze your shoes about dropping out of college and your general mid 20's malaise.
by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014
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Side Squeeze

1. The non-main people/persons you are having sexual/romantic relations with. (The opposite of a Main Squeeze)
My main girl works on the weekends, so you know I be hittin up my Side Squeeze on Saturday and Sundays for a little lovin.
by whitecocobellaestella June 11, 2011
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squeeze the moose

Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.
He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe
by GushingForth May 5, 2015
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Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.
Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.
by FlamingoZucchini March 3, 2011
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