spud muffin

A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.

Why do I attract all the spud muffins?

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Spud Nose

When the tip of one's nose is so covered in blackheads that it resembles a potato.

Jack hasn't showered since last Thursday, it's no wonder he has a spud nose.

by siosays July 19, 2011

Spud Chucka

Spud Chucka is an argricultural insult used to describe convicted paedophile Darren Cook

Darren Cook's a right spud chucka'

by David Dyeshispubesgreen Dickinson December 5, 2007

Spud

a teenage boy who is an idiot, does stupid things and makes stupid comments. He lets chickens drown.

Spud is an idiot.
'i have chickens; but one died.'
'How did it die?'
'it drowned because i left it in the pond'

by PhoebeFloBillyKliperTaraAmy March 9, 2009

spud bitch

any kind of low rank employee who's sole task in life is to serve the general public with baked potatoes of various fillings. The ability to communicate effectively is rare in such life forms, and it is often left to gestures and guesswork to establish your order

"I'm starving, Shall we go and see the spud bitch at lunch time?"

by RandomBloke May 29, 2007

dick spuds

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.

Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.

by fatmandoo April 4, 2010

butt spud

the brown mass that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, turd, plop, shanny, shit, crap, douglas hurd.

i've just dropped a butt spud in the john, she's a beauty!

by Mr.Porkie November 25, 2005