spare ribs

A person that is megaly hot and sexy in every way

omg that guy is like so spare ribs

by betren June 9, 2011

splabeeno

a marijuana cigarette.

'pass me the splabeeno.'

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

splaced

Being unaware of ones own relationship to time and space. Usually after several hours spent consuming mood altering substances.

"Do not ask me to make any type of unimportant decisions right now, I'm splaced"

by thebigdeal January 19, 2010

splarting

when in the act of farting liguid escapes along with the gas, normaly assoiciated with wee bum although can be unexpected and undesired result of "forcing" a fart, follow through damage to underwear a direct result, or "spray painting the toilet bowl" if in the act of wee bumming

He's been splarting and has to change his underwear

by wordology May 1, 2010

Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

by ZRxSean September 12, 2014

Splart

A liquidy substance that comes from the butt, also known as, a splattering poop fart. The act of splarting can happen most anywhere such as, but not limited to, the toilet, the bathtub, in your undies, while riding a bike, while skrskring, etc...

How many times do I have to Splart in your face before you realize you need Jesus?

by Frexj January 8, 2018

Splargin

Verb; When someone Blabbers on about a topic

"John!, Stop Splargin About Airplanes"

by George Withensend March 28, 2018