skunk drunk

Being so wasted that you can't remember everything that happened at the party.

-I gave you my phone number?
-Yeah but you were skunk drunk, you might not remember.

by Evan'o July 28, 2007

Spunk boogers

The wee bits of sperm that accumulate if you dont wash down in you privates. Then you can pick them.

Your trousers are full of spunk boogers

by Davengabus November 21, 2011

Kangaroo Spunk

A swear word used on Buffy's Keyboard. It is semen from a kangaroo

1. Is that kangaroo spunk on your cheek?
2. Andy works in the zoo and often has to analyze the kangaroos' spunk.

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

Spunk Pump

1. A highly sexual man who's main aim during sex is to ejaculate inside their partner without the use of prophylactics such as condoms.
2. The act of ejaculating inside a sexual partner.

"She is so hot for me, I can't wait to Spunk Pump her."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

the skunk

when a someone is licking a womans pussy from behind and the woman farts in the persons eye

dude, i heard stacy gave dave the skunk.

by im sick in the head March 19, 2010

21 skunk rule

This rule applies to sports games like madden or NBA 2K
When your playing against an opponent

When one side goes up by a margin of 21 points or higher the losing side must forfeit to prevent the wasting of time

Lebron for three...... Yes! 21 skunk rule Give it up you lose

by Mboiii September 14, 2016

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004