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A person working in a restaurant kitchen that doesn't work quickly or wastes time too much
All these dirty spkunks keep screwing up, I'll need to get new ones.
spkunk by SpkunkBoss April 22, 2023
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hump and skunk 

During a threesome involving at least one male (or female with a sizable strap-on), you hump one of them while eating the others asshole until completely full.

Known for being a cherished Kilkenny custom.

Just Rimmin'
Maeve: Wanna try the Hump and Skunk?

Tony: What dark magic was this?
hump and skunk by TonyBlinked52 September 22, 2019
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Are you skunked

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?
Are you skunked by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020

skunks hollow 

A spectacular borough on the North East outskirts of the picturesque town of St. Marys. Habitatitated by spectacular specimens of human beings and alcohollowics. Sometimes a parking zone for vintage 1980's winnebagos... Traditionally around Daiquari Day.
P1: what did you do this weekend?
P2: I went to skunks hollow... And it took me 3 days to get out
P1: that's what happens in the hollow
skunks hollow by Krissykat6 June 6, 2016

Skunk jumper 

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.
Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!
Skunk jumper by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Are you skunked

Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants
Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked
Are you skunked by Ash Boens June 2, 2020

Skunknado 

A storm of awful odors.
The closed toilet was a major skunknado!
Skunknado by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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