spatulated

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

by RtoTheB November 27, 2013

snatchuration point

The point in time at which a man decides that no matter how fair the face, how lilting the laugh, nor how sweet the pussy, he can no longer endure a woman's bullshit and kicks her to the curb.

Will: "Me & my old lady really got into it last night. I keep telling her I'll get to it when I get to it, but she just won't listen."
Joe: "Well, at least you've got the make-up sex to look forward to."
Will: "Nah. I'm over her, man -- finally reached my snatchuration point. I'm changing the locks as soon as I get home."

by s0ks1iff3r December 13, 2013

Snatchulence

Vaginal gas.

Oh man Sherry had so much snatchulence tonight I almost threw up.

Girls I just crop dusted this whole party with my snatchulence.

by The Italian Knob November 27, 2014

Snatchural

When someone is exceptionally talented in pleasing a woman -a natural. With virtually no experience they are able to fully satisfy and please the female species usually making them cum through their God given abilities.

Omg I didn't know Ana was such a snatchural; she made her cum on her first try! Q0lp

by Ottet69 September 3, 2016

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

Spatchvag

The act of using female genitals to flip, serve, or otherwise handle food.

She served him lasagna spatchvag style

by The One Jerk to Tule them All September 26, 2018

Spatulate

To scrape out of a vessel leaving no remnants.

Can you spatulate this bowl?

by Magnet-Forensics December 5, 2019