Sasuke

~~~*** Truth & Facts: A whiny idiotic dude who's really messed up who wanted to kill his only family member and decided to abandon the village for power and when he actually killed his brother, he decided to avenge his brother by wanting to destroy the village and then wanting to become the hokage. ***~~~

~~~Random Facts:~~~
Sasuke is a member of Team 7. The members include: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi.
Sasuke had an older brother who killed the entire clan except him. His name is Itachi. Sasuke grew up wanting to avenge his clan by killing Itachi.

Sasuke was the number one student at ninja school.
Sasuke is the rival of Naruto.

Sasuke is the husband of Sakura Haruno.
Sasuke is the father of Sarada.
Sasuke is the son of Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha.

Sasuke wants a cookie.

by #TheTruthandAlwaystheTruth April 15, 2018

Sasuketation

When a person becomes emo, evil, cool, sensitive, strong, edgy, sexy and avenging at the same time, betraying your friends in the process to get a personal achievement

Usually happens when the person discovers something terrible about themselves or as a consecuence of a childhood trauma.

Jimmy just discovered that he is adopted, so he did a sasuketation and ran away from home to search for his real parents and kill them for abandoning him.

by koichidark68 July 26, 2019

sasuke

F er

frick sasuke

by narutobetterthansasuke January 11, 2021

sasukes

thinks they’re the funniest person on tiktok when it’s clearly dazaisnovia

person 1: sasukes is pretty funny

person 2: what drugs are you on??? dazaisnovia is funnier

by xiaoslover April 19, 2021

sasuke’s revenge

Sasuke’s revenge is when you are ignoring your wife’s pleasures in s*x and will run away and get the milk as soon as she gets pregnant. Sasuke’s revenge is not mean because it’s defined if your wife is an absolute bitch and won’t leave you the fuck alone A.K.A Sakura that Absolute shitblock of a person.

I will use Sasuke’s revenge if you don’t back the fuck away

by Parkerkimballxd May 24, 2021

sasukelikesmen

sasukelikesmen is a hilarious creator on tik tok. She’s superior to everyone and is super hot.

“Yeah look sasukelikesmen posted this video.”
“oh yeah she’s funny asf”
“yeah and her username is facts”
“fr”

by seroshands June 5, 2021

sasukeslander

A hot bitch you should follow on tiktok

“Wow sasukeslander account 200 is gonna be a milf!”

by Sasukeslander200 June 7, 2021