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sober virgin

The term used for someone who has never had sex whilst not being sober or under the influence of drugs.
A:'So have you lost your virginity'
B:'I have had sex seven time but i am still a sober virgin'
by Boz Fozter July 22, 2008
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sober sex

The act of sex, free of all mind altering substances.
Just for a change, we did sober sex!
by Ipsofacto June 17, 2012
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person:How are you Jim?
Jim:Sober.
person:Damn. Beer?
Jim:I got the short straw, I'm designated
by belt loop July 20, 2008
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sober-minded Palin supporter

1. synonym for "oxymoron"

2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.
A sober-minded Palin supporter will view her quitting her job as governor as further evidence of her staying power, tenacity and willingness to get the job done.

Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.
by JailNeoconvicts July 9, 2009
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Sober Vision

The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.

Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.

How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.
When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.
by Hobo-KN November 1, 2010
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sober as dover

Steven mate how pissed are you?

Sober as Dover my friend, sober as Dover
by Dyhcyin December 15, 2017
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sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.
One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
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