farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.

The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.

by Marty Keane May 14, 2005

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snort gasp

a small sound made by a woman when a man accidentally inserts his pen15 into her booty hole

Hayley K: omg last night he put it in my butt!
Beth: did you snort gasp???

by jace kim August 28, 2021

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Screen-Snorting

Screen Snorting: The act of receiving a snap (only from my gorgeous queen of a woman Amilia) and finding the sender (once again my sexy ass mf Amilia) to be so god damn fine that you must take a hit of the screen, a snort of you will. So you cock ur head back and rail that line of pure gorgeousness.

Girl (Amilia): *sends snap*

Dude: *screen-snorting immediately*

by Baller2424 September 26, 2023

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Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

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