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slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.
'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'
by takemymedicine June 25, 2018
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Slothing

The act of hanging onto one others body when too intoxicated to stand on your own.
“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.
by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018
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southington

basically where all the sluts live. aka slutington. everyone cheats on each other and fucks around with peoples feelings. also everyone does drugs and fucks in the unisex bathrooms.
dont move to southington or youll get your heat broken by a hoe.
by southingtonhoe March 16, 2019
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Slutting

Sluting to act or dress like a slut to get attention usually from boys
Boy 1:omg those 2 girls are totally hot
Boy 2:are you kidding those girls are totally slutting
by Anonymous Druggie August 17, 2019
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Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019
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Sethington

Sethington the reincarnation of Jim Morrison himself, lives a good life but in his subconscious he’s trapped in a depressed rain of sadness that doesn’t succeed on going away , yet sethington has the looks and da nice white bod but still can’t succeed on finding a girl to be interested in him what so ever so if you meet sethington because only sethington that’s bitch there’s one of me fucker but meet this sethington you should give him a chance to take you out you don’t regret it .
Sethington is bad ass mother fucker
by GOD13420 February 11, 2020
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Slexting

A form of text messaging dominated by an overwhelming urge to sleep. This urge is often fought due to a desire to continue a conversation but often manifests as gibberish or inappropriate responses.
"Last night I was exhausted and I was SLEXTING this guy Seth, I think I agreed to a threesome."
by S.Marcel May 26, 2020
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