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Shmuel Juice

A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.

The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.

When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!

Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?

Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me

Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024
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Shmuley

Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.
When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.

Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists

Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley

Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs

Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD

Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
by Free Palestine ♥️🇵🇸 February 21, 2024
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Shmuley

Typically this term refers to a rhetorical strategy where the speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a personal attack as a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background. The most common form of this fallacy is "A" makes a claim of "fact," to which "B" asserts that "A" has a personal trait, quality or physical attribute that is repugnant thereby going entirely off-topic, and hence "B" concludes that "A" has their "fact" wrong - without ever addressing the point of the debate.
"you are such a Shmuley". "you are acting like a Shmuley". "He/she is being a Shmuley". "They Shmuley everytime"
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shmuley

Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.
"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."
by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024
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Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present
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Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present
by levitating man April 3, 2024
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Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present
by levitating man April 3, 2024
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