Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

shinterview

An interview for a shit job at a place or organization that is undesirable. The interviewee must present themselves as being keen and diligent whereas they know the interviewer will be a complete boring loser twat.

Damn dude, sorry i cant hang out with you. I've got a shinterview this afternoon.

by a_fool September 1, 2016

sheintoch

the act of eating cheesesteak omelets off of an asian girls hair

that dude just got a sheintoch

freaky

by poonchasers November 2, 2008

shming

a collection of unwanted matter anywhere unwanted matter can be found.

Dude, you've got some shming on your lip.

by JarretH40 December 14, 2008

shmitte

The cringiest youtuber alive

Yo shmitte just posted in the middle of class.

by Johnny587 July 25, 2017

Shaint

When you are so scared that you faint and shit yourself...

Oh Crap, I just shainted myself...

by Jackalope97 November 19, 2011

Shaint

Shit covered taint. Gooey shit on taint

Doug shit himself and his taint was covered in it. Hence Shaint

by Shainty Devil July 25, 2006