shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.

My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.

by JK March 15, 2003

shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)

Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.

by Dudedude August 4, 2006

shirt dick

The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.

I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.

by benaud September 2, 2013

Murray Shirt

The shirts most commmonly sported by one Joseph Murray. These shirts commonly entail a series of mismatched colours or the infamous 'london stripe' involving the colours orange brown and blue...the last time one was revealed in public 10 people died, 4 went blind, and there were various other minor injuries! The originator is also infamous for his appearence on CNN shouting about the infidels...

Hey is that a murray shirt?

by theshirtpolice January 27, 2007

T-Shirting

T-Shirt as a verb. To t-shirt something is to like it so much that you would want to wear it on the front of a custom t-shirt. This can be an item, photo/image, or phrase/quote.

James: Did you hear about that politician from Chicago?

Amy: Yeah, I bet they'll t-shirt that guy someday.

OR:

He liked his cats so much that he'll be t-shirting their pictures tonight.

by M. Fox October 19, 2009

wife-beater shirt

The term is slang for a sleeveless white T-shirt – the kind famously worn by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky and Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. Its reputation comes from those wearing the shirts while engaged in domestic violence.

"Check out that due in the dingy wife-beater shirt."

by The Trash Man May 24, 2014

Shithammered

The state of being so drunk: a combination of shitfaced and hammered.

It seemed as if very often they could hardly wait to tell us that they, you know, how shithammered they had been the night before.

by Corey A October 15, 2008