beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!

by Adam Fly February 24, 2008

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Coffee Shits

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.

Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 28, 2010

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Beer Shits

When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

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giving me the shits

to annoy or bother someone to the point where they can't stand it anymore. Related to 'getting shitty' with someone or something. Similar to annoying the crap out of someone or driving them up the wall.

Also sometimes used to refer to a case of diarrhoea or 'the runs' or 'the trots'.

Stop it Barry, you're giving me the shits!
This thing gives me the shits.
Watch it, I'm starting to get the shits with you mate!
This job really gives me the shits.

by referencedesk May 12, 2015

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