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Shane

A Shane is a person who has bad English, a tendency to get mad at jokes, a dishonest person who lies, and a hypocritical person who only wants thing to go his way in the moment.
Person 1: Shut up! Why did you give him my Facebook! Stop invading my privacy! You little CUNT, stop being so fascism!!
Person 2: I didn't do anything lol, and that's not how you use fascism.
Person 1: Why did you tell him I was not 21!
Person 2: Because you're not, and you certainly don't behave like one.
Person 1: Your no longer trustable!!
Person 3: Don't bother, he's just being a Shane again.
by communism - June 15, 2018
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Shane

Shane is a lad with a very big dick and loves fanny. His dick is so big that his girlfriend broke her jaw bone when they had sex
OMG SHANE UR COCK IS SO BIG
by Ryan moron February 11, 2019
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Shane

A human that Jessica loves MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE and now it is documented for thE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE SO SHANE CANNOT SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T lol wtf.
Holy balls, I love that kid.
What kid?
SHANE!
by Hello I'm Scribbles December 24, 2007
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Shane

A real dumb ass. Wears his ass as a hat. Bald fucker that annoys everyone in his presence.
A: I stuffed up the sale

B: You Shane'd it!!
by Seven RE July 6, 2009
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Shane

Is a straight up faggot that no one likes. Is a ginger and fat. All his friends use him for money for drugs. He watches gay porn on a daily basis because he can't get pussy besides his mom.
Dude don't be a shane.
by Alec Hall February 21, 2010
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Shane

Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.
Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.
by anna pursell October 4, 2011
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Shane

An asshole who always criticizes others and pretends to be liked, because his parents don't really love him and all of his "friends" despise him and talk shit about him behind his back.
Jake: I came over here because Shane was an ass.
Wiley: We all know.
by TheUltimateMemer March 8, 2017
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