The Star Wars sequels

Absolutely DOG SHIT and ruins your entire childhood. This shit makes the prequels look like GOD made it himself. You are considered a retard if you like these and die for me

Yo I loved the Star Wars sequels, dude.
Me: while loads shotgun intently* then you will die.

by The sequels are fucking trash May 6, 2021

jail sequence

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Squelch

The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole

wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!

by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

Squelchy

is to have intercorse, or gettin down.

we had squelchy together last night, ahhhhhh yeaaaaah!

by JokerCreu November 9, 2006

Sequestion

More of a suggestion than a question.

I have a sequestion: why don't you just eat a dick?

I have another sequestion: Wouldn't it be easier to not be in our club?

by Jessicaptain December 17, 2008

Squelchman

When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.

Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.

by Gimmmo May 6, 2011