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schlong jockey

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
by John Bassett February 10, 2007
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long schlong silver

Long Jon silver's big shiny dick
He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver
by Ron relby January 29, 2015
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Schlonky

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.
by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009
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wang banging schlong tangler

When 2 men lock weiners in a battle to the death.......with dicks.
Matt Hoeber is a wang banging schlong tanglin champion after his triumphant victory over Ed Dufrane!!!
by Chancelor Leggio December 5, 2003
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Schlong

by Anonymouse269 January 14, 2014
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Flying Out with your Schlong Out

Being bold and confident (letting your cock hang out in the breeze for all to see and admire) Rocking Out with your Cock Out
2008 is the year of flying out with your schlong out!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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bong schlong

A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.
Racist Guy:Hey, bong schlong!
Random Guy (Cambodian) : ... YOU BITCH
by Qong+Xela October 8, 2009
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