schmerk

It is a random word added to the end or beginning of a sentence. It usually applies to a sentence with a positive connotation.

Schmerk. . . you rock my life.

I just won the lottery! . . . schmerk!

by kbethr December 18, 2008

schmeep

(noun) an offhand term or casual reference for sleep. Usually used in the pejorative sense, suggesting sleep that will be nonexistent or minimal at best for the speaker.

Sleep, schmeep -- I don't have time to rest with the 50 projects due tomorrow.

by zoobarg November 19, 2003

schmeeb

A guy you wouldn't take home to meet your mother. Can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.

"Me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight."

by Niffer8 December 9, 2008

schmekeled

A state of inebriation reached when alcohol consumption is steadily and carefully maintained at extremely high levels over extended periods of time, usually not less than 12 hours.

I am so schmekeled right now!

by Mardock June 6, 2011

Schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

Schmee

A term used to define refined, wealthy, and stuffy people or events. Often used jokingly to mock arrogant, out-of-touch members of Society.

Look at those schmees sipping from their fine crystal.

by Lexi Black March 22, 2020

schmerp

a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.

i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i

crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin

scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel

crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D

by stitchz July 29, 2006