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Momzi scheme

A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.
Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.
by Daylorb November 26, 2010
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Schumer

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!
by NYC4Schumer November 16, 2010
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scheme burd

lassie that lives in a bad or dodgy housing estate or council house. They may act in a way that is tough and try to act hard. they probably live in poverty
Justin: You're a scheme burd gadz
Ava: Aye n wit
by wityouonbruv December 24, 2019
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The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019
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schmerg

The word you say to someone when you don't want to say "I really like you a lot... really i do," because that's just awkward and uncomfortable and you do like them more than just liking them, but its too early in the relationship to say "love." So this communicates the feeling without the awkward sentence.
"These last three months have been really wonderful I just want to say that I schmerg you..."

"I love you too!"

"No no, I'm not at that point yet... I schmerg you."
by Copaedalmikacr January 11, 2009
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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Schemey

Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.
The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.
by G Burns July 11, 2003
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